i think freckles, stretch marks, tattoos, bruises, birthmarks and scars are probably the coolest thing, you started with almost a blank canvas and look at u now, all this evidence that you’ve lived and the sun has shone on you and you’ve grown and maybe tripped up a few times and liked an image so much u made it a permanent part of u, beautiful.
That’s one of the most uplifting things I’ve readThis needs to get passed around more
I can totally see this being a mating!AU. Derek has to pick a mate and he’s being pestered by his family, and it’s just getting on his nerves. He’s shown to the high school with all the legitable mates and has to sit through meetings and conversations with them that he has no interest in. Scott is one of them and Stiles, who’s not put himself up for the running this year, through personal choice, is standing by the door for moral support. But of course, with his luck, the door wasn’t shut properly and he stumbled into the room. Through fumbling and awkwardness and remarks that only appear when the adderall is wearing off, Derek makes his decision.
"I want him," Derek announced and pointed towards the unexpected teen.
Wide eyed, Stiles pointed at himself. “Me?”
"Uh, Mr Hale, but h-he’s not on the list," the headmaster stammered.
"I don’t care. I want him."
are you ever in the middle of saying something or showing someone something and you realize that literally no one cares
Extended version of the bowling scene from ‘Pack Mentality’
doctors looking for their companions
you did not
the nogitsune realizing stiles managed to save the sheriff’s life and lure him away from the bomb in his office
Stiles tricking a fox.
Your faves could never.
She replied, “Your cock’s bigger than your brother’s.”
lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooo it’s back
buT GUYS LOOK
Jack was employed into service for the East India Trading Company and was given command of the Wicked Wench. However, after he set free a cargo of slaves, his employer, Cutler Beckett, had Jack branded as a pirate and the Wench set aflame and sunk. After failing to rescue the Wench, Sparrow struck a bargain with the ghostly captain of the Flying Dutchman, Davy Jones, to resurrect his beloved vessel. Jones returned the ship to Jack in near perfect condition except for the permanently charred hull. This prompted Jack to rename her the Black Pearl.
Jack Sparrow just got way cooler.
Yo, this is why Norrington said he’s the “worst pirate I’ve ever heard of,” and then Jack followed it up with, “But you have heard of me.”
Because Jack was branded a Pirate because he freed people rather than stealing anything. So Norrington, with his sense of duty, knows that Jack has been branded a criminal for actively not being a terrible human being. Norrington is torn between his duty as a naval officer and knowing that Jack is right.
He freed exactly 100 people, that’s why his debt to Jones was 100 souls. Davy has a sick sense of irony after all. Jack freed 100 souls and as a consequence his ship got sunk. Now his ship has been raised and as a consequence, he has to enslave 100 souls. This explains his reluctance to actually pay back the debt.
Crap, the latter portion of this franchise was a lot smarter than I thought it was…
There’s so much people don’t get about this franchise, the story is really more complex than just “funny drunken pirate meets hottie lady and hottie man with occasional visits from squid man”.
- Had my tank top ripped down by a stranger leaving visible scratch marks on my chest while he screamed “puerto rican day parade”
- Had a friend’s husband drunkenly stick his hand down the back of my pants under my underwear and almost inside me using the excuse that…
[talking about Thor vs Loki Comedy Central promo] I was like : ‘I’m not sure if I should push you, I feel bad’, but she’s just like :
we knew it
tumblr fucking called it